Tuesday, 14 August 2012
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Six Deadly Facts about WATER
- Water can be chemically synthesized by burning rocket fuel!!!
- Water one of the primary ingredients in herbicides and pesticides!!!
- Over consumption can cause excessive sweating, urination and even death!!!
- Water is the leading cause of drowning!!!
- 100% of all serial killers, rapist and drug dealers have admitted to drinking water!!!
- 100 percent of all people exposed to water will die!!!
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Well, I know what my death will be like. Thanks for the heads up!
Question: What is the fear of water?
Great things to know!!!
@hesacontradiction - Hydrophobia?
are you a hydrophohiatic?
And never forget that fish piss in it.
i have heard about point 3 but 6 was it just a catch?
Water is the leading cause of hydration.
100% of all people are exposed to water in utero.
It's a conspiracy!
Do you want water for lubrication in sex or satisfied using another lubricant?
When you are hot and thirsty do you want some water?
If you get something nasty upon yourself, will you not use water to clean yourself?
If your eyeballs are dry, would you not use water?
If your clothes do not require dry cleaning would you pay for dry cleaning or do a regular wash with water?
If you were a farmer would you want rain or a drought?
The horror!
No exposion to water at all leaves to death as well.
Interesting tidbits.
7. Water is made up of hydrogen and oxygen -- hydrogen is the critical ingredient in H Bombs, while oxygen is a critical ingredient in fires not to mention that it leads to rust and corrosion which can cause structural failures and collapses!!!!
8. Because water is recycled and because the water molecule is so small, we find that there are more molecules of water in a typical glass of water than there are glasses of water in all the oceans, lakes, and rivers. So statistically speaking every glass of water you ever drink contains water from the spit, urine, and sweat of everyone from Judas, to Nero, to King Leopold the second, to Hitler, to Stalin, and so on!!! Do you really want to be connected to the likes of these?
9. Water is a greenhouse gas and contributes to global warming!!!!
10. Metaphorically speaking, we know being told "you're all wet" is an insult. Moreover we logically connect being dry with being sober which is in turn linked with rational judgment. Hence, water, in a metaphorical sense, clouds the judgment and pollutes reason!!!
They're coming after me... >.>
You should be calling this compound by its proper name. It's dihydrogen monoxide!
unless filtered through coffee grounds it will never touch my lips
That is why I drink gin.
I wonder, who else is made up of 80% water.
None of that stuff bugs me, but I wish it weren't so wet.
LOL love this.
Made me laugh. A student at the high school I attended convinced his class to "ban dihydrogen oxide". I just found this.