The only time my husband is right is when he admits he's wrong.
I need to lose about 175lbs, but he doesn't want a divorce.
The only reason I would exercise at this point in my life is the chance to hear heavy breathing again.
I have flabby thighs but fortunately, my stomach covers them.
I used to be snow white but I drifted.
Of course I exercise! Well, I run if someone is chasing me....
At my age, I find that going bra-less helps pull the wrinkles out of my face.
GRANDCHILDREN~The reward you get for not killing your kids.
If it has tires or testicles, it's going to give you trouble.
Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
FRIENDYou hurt, I hurt,
You cry, I cry,
You smile, I smile,
You laugh, I laugh.
You jump off a bridge
I'll miss your dumb ass.
I've read so much about the evils of drinking & smoking that I've given up reading.
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you jump off a bridge, I'd still laugh hard
LOL!