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Tuesday, 08 May 2012

  • The Matchmaker

    A matchmaker was telling to a young but poor man, "There is a beautiful elderly lady who is widowed who owns a fortune and is looking for a young man to marry. She is gentle and also has a twenty year old daughter."

    The man said, "I would rather marry the daughter in that case."

    The matchmaker replied, "But if you marry the daughter, you will get an irritating and ugly old hag for a mother-in-law."

Monday, 07 May 2012

  • The King

    A king offered half his kingdom or a 1000 kilos of gold or his daughter's hand in marriage if any brave man could cross a river full of poisonous snakes and crocodiles.

    No one voluntered but one young man jumped in to the river and crossed it without any difficulty.

    The king asked:
    "What do you want brave man, half of my kinddom?"

    The man said: "No your majesty"

    King: "Then the 1000 kilos of gold?"

    Man: "No your majesty"

    King: "Then my daughter's hand in marriage?"

    Man: "No your majesty"

    King: "Then what is it that you want?"

    Man: "The name of the person who pushed me in the river".

  • Breaking Election News

    Fargo, North Dakota:

    A candidate for sheriff has challenged his opponents to a shootout, calling it a test of a law officer's ability to protect the public.

    "Clearly, being the best shot doesn't necessarily make you the best sheriff, but I think it proves a point," Ken Schwab said Tuesday.

    Schwab wants the four other candidates to meet him June 1 at a shooting range. Each will fire 24 rounds at targets to determine the best shot, Schwab said.

    The challenge could be a problem for one candidate -- a well-known local tax protester and convicted felon who's not allowed to possess a firearm.

  • Nukes

    An experienced pilot for the US Air Force who flew Lear Jets would occasionally be assigned to an air show where one of his tasks was answering questions about his plane. Someone would always point to the fuel tank and ask if it was a missile. His standard answer was, "I can neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons on this aircraft."

Sunday, 06 May 2012

  • Communism

    In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Lenin in a very familiar pose - arms raised above him, leading the country to revolution. But, it was clear to everybody, that if you looked at it from behind, it was clear that Lenin was pointing to 11:00, when the Vodka shops opened, and was actually saying, "Comrades, forward to the Vodka shops."

    It became fashionable, when one wanted to have a drink, to take out the ruble and say, "Oh my goodness, Comrades, Lenin tells me we should go."

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  • linlujo
    @Justin_DeBin - Thanks Justin for the kind thought. I'll miss my Mother.
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    @linlujo - Im sorry to hear that. I wish you and your family well.
  • linlujo
    Thanks for being my friend on Zanga. My 98 year old Mother was laid to rest today so am keeping my mind occupied on my computer.
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    @Justin_DeBin - Thanks again, gene546
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    When I was young I was happy; now that I’m old I feel lucky. Thanks for accept my friendship. Gene546
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    Thanks Justin about my page now I am smiling even more lol
  • Ariadone
    @Justin_DeBin - I begin to get your recent posts. Cynical though meaby down right....may get me started on the political orientated weblog scene, hey. Off course you americans believe we over here in northern Europe are all socialists or worse communists, but hey: we survived Luther and Calvijn, Th
    • Posted 12/15/2009 12:22 PM
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